I was going to post about why I've been absent, blah blah blah, but I have some GOLD to share. Since this this blog is getting more public, whether I want it to or not (hi there, linked on Cracked? Can you guys hire me, pls?) I think I'll keep writing the focus over here.

WARNING: at the end of the summary portion is some bad-fic writing I've ( Read more... )

I don't know why I didn't tap the Twilight Fandom sooner. Holy crap, it's practically nothing but bad!fic. Disclaimer, Standard Issue: Just to be clear, this is about laughing at bad words, how they're put together, and over-done tropes, NOT mocking the actual author, capice?

(  Who wants to read about a 10 year old becoming a mother? I DO I DO! )

So, think Falcon's Crest meets Dallas and the Dukes of Hazaard, and throw them in West Texas in the rodeo circuit. That about sums this up. Pure crack, all fun, don't be shy. Written for the Gud Summries ficafunathingathon, the masterlist is HERE, and newly updated!

Title: I Gave My Soul To Jesus, But I Left My Heart For You, 2/?
Author: ( Read more... )

I'm spamming, I know. Told ya so. But this gave me more fun writing than... well, maybe "Lubed: The Musical." Doff those serapes, shut off yer propane tanks, and grab a longneck. For the Gud Summries Ficafunathingathon. (masterlist link)

Title:I Gave My Soul To Jesus, But I Left My Heart For You, 1/?
Author: Stoney
Pairing/Rating: Buffy, ( Read more... )

Happy Fourth of July! It's time for all the wonderful fics you've created based on the Gud Summries to come rolling in. Hopefully any fireworks created from this ficafunathingathon will be of the celebratory nature. A quick reminder to folks passing through: this is about having fun with over-the-top prose. This is not about mocking any persons ( Read more... )

Heads up: today is going to be a bit spammy from me. I have fic to post and the master list for the Gud Summries Ficafunathingathon, so it may seem like I'm making up for lost time. Which I am ( Read more... )

Emails will go out tonight, as many that signed up aren't on my flist. Reminder that the ficathon assignments can be found HERE, and the due date isn't until JULY 4thAlso: this is a FUN ficathon. A ficafunathon. Funaficathing. Something like that. The sillier, the more carefree, the better! (Although, if you end up writing the Best Thing Ever ( Read more... )

First, happiest of birthdays to the adorable Hermione/Ginny Weasley cross breed, slasheuse. May today be ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, and the best birthday in recorded history. Adored chatting with you last night, but please. Will did NOT rape your culture, and ADMIT IT, he was spot on. Pip. And possibly Cheerio ( Read more... )

This concept was originated by McTabby for the Harry Potter Fandom, which is STILL kicking Jossverse's ass with the wank and weirdness, which shames me. WE SHOULD BE WANKIER! I mean, it's not like there isn't magic in BtVS and AtS - one of the main things to get the crazy juices flowing. *sighs*

General Disclaimer (although, as I'm a Mean Girl who ( Read more... )

Oh, fandom. I love you so. *pulls on bitch pants* Okay, you should all know the drill by now, but to make sure I don't have to make new icons for those that don't get it, here we go:

Based on the HP Summary Execution fun by mctabby, these are the Jossverse Gud Summries. Disclaimer: This is not a story review. Many of these fics have not been read ( Read more... )